The Philadelphia Eagles simply introduced that one-game Patriots legend Joe Milton will probably be beginning for them on Sunday afternoon. This firecrackershell information raises a number of questions: 1) Do you know that Joe Milton was even on the Eagles roster earlier than simply now? As a result of I didn’t. 2) Would you somewhat have Joe Milton on the controls than any of the quarterbacks at the moment on the Ravens’ disposal, a fresh-off-the-plane Jacoby Brissett included? As a result of I feel I’d. Lastly, does this make the Eagles the saddest, most pathetic staff within the NFL at midseason? Nicely now, there’s an alarmingly giant variety of sadboy groups vying for that honor proper now. And solely All Ball may give you a definitive reply. Roll the tape!
Is that every one? Pfft. Hardly. Arif Hasan and I recorded this episode on Election Day, properly earlier than the returns began to come back in. So after briefly sharing our private hopes for the night time (needs granted), we then pivoted proper to the soccer stuff. We contemplated whether or not or not the Jeffery Simmons-ized Bears at the moment are the most effective staff within the league, we had an actual physician write in to light up Philly’s (mis)dealing with of its major non-Milton QB, and we lavished undiluted reward upon the Jacksonville Jaguars for his or her killer alt uniforms (they’re additionally an excellent staff). We additionally previewed a Week 9 slate that’s even worse than Haley Stevens’s future employment prospects. Bleak shit.
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